Eat less, drink more, study.
Eat less lasted for about an hour.. the same one during which I first came up with it as I studied my figure in the mirror and decided that something has to be done about my sedentary habits. Then, my dad made an amazing breakfast that I couldn't bring myself to turn down. So I didn't. And then I gorged myself on delicious sushi, a mini Snickers, and chased it with Chrysanthemum tea in a juice box.
We'll see how the other two hold up.
In any case, another year has floated by with (in)credible ease, and I can't seem to grasp the concept that it is no longer 2010. Somehow, I think I never actually accepted 2010, and maybe not even 2009. This New Year's Eve felt extra blurry, and not even because of the grossly foul substances that I consumed an hour into the year. No, it was the general sense of indifference that it seemed to be met with. Although most were already long gone by the time the ball dropped, I feel like something about these times has numbed us to everything, even the shifting of years. It's just become a quick change on a computer or cell phone screen. That's it.
For the first few weeks, there might be those strange little moments of a sudden realization that you're writing the wrong number down on your check, or your homework, or even just a thought in your head when you catch yourself forgetting the date.
My 2010 was interesting. It was full of questions, especially looking back. My senior year had always been this big deal. I built it up in my mind to be that special time of my life when I would finally, finally, get exactly what I wanted out of high school--slacking off even more so than before, parties on the weekends (maybe some weeknights), and a bright, shiny future that I had promised myself and my parents since I was a little girl reading novels meant for high school kids.
Sadly, these scenarios hardly ever play out the way I imagine. Instead of slacking off, my 5 APs kicked my ass, not that it motivated me to work any harder. Then, following the near-breakdowns during which I spent a lot of time in bed or whining on the phone, or just completely avoiding doing anything at all useful, I finally emerged from the college application process with not much to show for it. A dozen schools. More than half of them, looking back, picked because I was so paranoid that I wouldn't get in anywhere and then I wouldn't know what to do or where to go. To be honest, if I could go back in time and do it over, I would probably apply to almost completely different schools. My proudest feat was my UChich essay--the prompts were the sole reason I applied there in the first place. Wait-listed. I never did answer that wait-list. I wonder what would have happened, or if I would have even gone?
So here I am, months and life experiences after that dreadful April 1st afternoon, where I read rejection, rejection, and wait-list from my dreams. I took it surprisingly well.
I've been thinking.
I do that a lot. Just never about the things I should be thinking of--Virgil, or business law, or my future. Instead, I slowly whiddle time, wondering about where I'll be in a few year's time, or a few days, or weeks, questioning things and second-guessing myself, and then being happy and sad and so many different things at the same time.
One year, I got a Barbie camera as a present for my birthday. I was absasolutely, utterly obsessed with it. The way it worked was, you took pictures, as many as you wanted it seemed like, and then you’d plug it into the computer and it would upload all of them and you could see all of your work presented before you, set against a pretty Barbie-pink background. Back then, my cousin and I were really close. We were best friends and we were too young to worry about where we would go to college or whose high school education was going to be more worthwhile or SAT scores that would put gaps between us forever, the competitiveness of Asian backgrounds holding us on opposites of a divide—he lived in Forest Hills, and I lived on Long Island. Different worlds. In any case, I was about 9 or 10, and I was discovering my body. i had started to realize that down there was for more than going to the bathroom. My uncle’s an artist, so my cousin was no stranger to anatomy. In fact, in their basement there used to be a giant portrait of my cousin as a naked cherub, wings spread, little wee-wee caught between pudgy thighs. Nudity was our friend. I was never shy about my body. With a perpetual roll that bubbled over my jeans, and arms that were slightly thicker than my classmates, I was never rail thin like other Asian little girls. Still, I loved being naked and didn’t care who saw. I was naked all the time. I loved jumping up and down on my bed, pulling my pants down and dancing with my little kid butt hanging out. My best friends were my cousin and a family friend’s son, who was also a boy. We watched porn and cursed and giggled about being so bad. So one day, with this camera, we started taking pictures of each other. At first they were normal, just making faces, smiling as big as we could, stretching our cheeks out, and lolling our tongues about. Then, we started getting ideas, and we would take pictures of our butt cracks, taking turns with the camera. My cousin pulled his pants and underwear down, and spread his ass cheeks real wide, so that his asshole puckered, and I took a picture of it. Then another. CLICK. Another. Sometimes, the flash would stall and he would be standing there awkwardly, a handful of butt cupped in each palm while he waited for the light. Then I’d have him do the same thing. There was nothing sexual about it. We just thought it was hilarious. We uploaded it onto the computer and laughed our heads off, rolling on the floor, staring and pointing at the images of that mysterious part of us on the screen. Our assholes gaped at us, youthful and surprisingly clean looking. Butts, hineys, asses, assholes, buttholes, rumps, whatever you called them, they were just so mysterious and wonderful and absolutely, stinking hilarious. Ah, the days before puberty. When I could run around in my underwear, shirtless, and not feel shy or strange or dirty doing it. when nudity was just a way of life, not some taboo state of being that “respectable” people would pretend didn’t exist. - a piece of my.
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