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Two major things:

1. The purchase and arrival of The Guide to Getting it On, 992 pages of everything anyone could possibly have wanted to know about sex short of having it.

2. My facebook status is no longer bluffing. However, I am. To myself. Unsuccessfully.

My current feelings are beyond explanation, nor do I feel secure enough to reveal such damning facts on the internet. I am unaware of what exactly makes up the nature of my annoyance, but I know that it is something I want to run away from, and also something that is impossible to escape. I have brought this upon myself, and it is entirely my fault. I can only hope that my personality is as pliable as I had always hoped it would be.